How to bake a STP
One length of tubing (I only bought a foot of this)
One medicine spoon
One skewer (not corkscrew) as used for barbequing
Alternatively one long tent peg
One stove (gas was used)
One cold water tap
One pair of scissors
One marker pen
One small saw
- Put the kettle on and lay out cups of tea
- Take the marker pen and mark on the tip of the penis and back of the ballsack the rough line you wish the hole to pass through
- Pour the hot water over the teabags
- Heat the skewer or tent peg over the stove on high heat for a minute. Be sure to leave a part of it far enough away from the heat to be grasped. Use the stopwatch to time this
- Hold the packer securely and slip the red-hot metal through it, from tip down shaft and out ballsack. It goes very fast if you are not careful, and melts very very easily, so go as slowly as you need to to ensure the line you have is at least roughly the line you wished to have
- Rush to a tap and remove the skewer, pulling the edges of the holes apart, thrusting your hands into the packer down the hole, and turning it inside out if necessary to ensure that the hole goes right through smoothly. Leave it in cold water for 1-2 minutes
- Take the teabags out, add milk and sugar to taste and start drinking
- Wash up the skewer, turn the stove off
- Take the tubing and the medicine spoon. Cut the medicine spoon off at the tip (so it is a tube with a spout) and file the newly cut off bit flat and smooth.
- It’ll also have a ridge at the tube end of the spout. File that flatish.
- Take the file and rough up the medicine spoon tube. Heat the latex tubing under hot water, and slowly stretch it over the medicine spoon. Cut a notch in it, and put the remaining nub of the ridge through the notch. It’ll stay put.
- Feed the tubing from the other end down the cock, leaving a tiny bit sticking out at the tip end, and enough at the ball end to bend it down and have the spout hanging lower than the bottom of the balls
- Trim the tubing to taste
- Rush to the toilet having drunken so much tea, and test it out
Try this in the shower naked at first, and slowly get used to it!